Fall and All

And so its fall. And i kicked it off with a very interesting weekend. Friday night can be marked as the craptacular night when my car got socked. Yes, someone was dumb enough to sock my car. Lets think for a second, a hand + car = usually opening the door to get in. But no, this guy, decided hand + car = lets try and smash a hole in it. Well i hope you broke a knuckle you twat. But, jokes on him, cause my car is fine, and his hand hurts, and i know i literally added insult to injury when i asked him if that hurt his hand.

Stupid raging homosexual.

Oh how i wish i was drunk at the time.

Which brings me to the next night, where i was drunk (yay or nay?)
Oh how inebriation brings out the best in me. Fun loving, huggable, insultable, punchable, danceable, drink more-able, pee alot-able, and oh so stupid. But its all in good fun. Despite making a complete full of ones self, i look back and think, its worth it for those few hours filled with joy and complete disregard for most people there.

hah. hah. hah.